((an bitter rich guy and the teenage son of his former fiance))
//gender queer 19th century homosexual pursues elderly man across country due to unrequited love
//freckly giraffe nervously falls on top of tiny yellow bird
((an ugly drunk guy who rants a lot about how humanity sucks and some pretty dude who looks like he’s a seventeen year old girl and has a boner for france))
An awkward virgin who doesn’t think before he talks and stalks the objects of his affections and a floppy haired playboy who has daddy issues and will fuck anyone with a pulse..
A murderer and a bird
An abusive, sociopathic murderer and a reformed prostitute with a heart of gold.
A bird alien thing and someone that likes to kill big, stupid jellyfish.
A reanimated skeleton who just wants to stop scaring people and make them happy and a rag doll sewn together by a scientist with literally half a brain.
a Greco-Roman anthropomorphic raptor with a hair-lip and a zombie/robot space marine.